That’s a Mood

otto-woods:

weaver-z:

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

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Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

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also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

generalgrievousdatingsim:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

house hunters but literally

presenter: today we’re dealing with two detatched properties and a feral bungalow at the end of a cul-de-sac *cheerfully cocks shotgun* let’s get started!

macktheiceman:

teaboot:

Kid grabbing my arm in the store: How old are you?

Me: Five hundred and twelve. I watched the Hindenburg burn

Him: Did you see the titanic sink?

Me: No, it was in the middle of the ocean

Actually me to children

tiggersitsonneedles:

Bully

kingiefisher:

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“Mum said it’s my turn on the PlayStation”

MDZS characters as my favorite doggo memes

inanna-arianna:

Lan Qiren

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You are going to fucking jail Wei Wuxian

Jiang Cheng

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Jin Guangyao

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Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng

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Ouyang Zizhen

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Lan Xichen

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Wei Wuxian

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Nie Mingjue and Nie Huaisang

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Jin Zixuan

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Lan Sizhui and Lan Jingyi

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I got more, but there is an image limit 

hayleyolivia:

This made me laugh really hard. It deserved a comic. 😆

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dungeons-and-dragonborns:

I wonder if multilingual dnd characters work like multilingual people irl



Character 1: hey can you pass me the (demonic screeching)


Character 2: (visibly disturbed)


Character 1: (takes mundane object out of character 2s hands) sorry I forgot the word for it in common…

systlin:

dorsalvania:

tjdruid:

the-swift-tricker:

systlin:

systlin:

Another tidbit of Mando lore;

Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as “fun lightsaber practice”.

During the Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet, what happens is “A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedi’s face.”

Jedi or sith; deflects blaster fire

Mando’ade, racking a shotgun; deflect this you wizard bitch

everyone: you can’t beat the jedi. they’ll just deflect your blasters

the mandalorians:

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i got this image from a meme
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The inertia inherent in a lump of boring ol’ lead traveling at the speed of gun is a real bitch sometimes.

the-regeneratin-degenerate:
“ the-regeneratin-degenerate:
“ prepare4life:
“ NATO Standard Phonetic Alphabet,
The phonetic alphabet was developed as a way to spell things out over radio communications that may be less then ideal, I.E. a lot of static...
the-regeneratin-degenerate:
“ the-regeneratin-degenerate:
“ prepare4life:
“ NATO Standard Phonetic Alphabet,
The phonetic alphabet was developed as a way to spell things out over radio communications that may be less then ideal, I.E. a lot of static...

the-regeneratin-degenerate:

the-regeneratin-degenerate:

prepare4life:

NATO Standard Phonetic Alphabet,

The phonetic alphabet was developed as a way to spell things out over radio communications that may be less then ideal, I.E. a lot of static or weak signal. All the words were chosen because they have a distinct sound that is easy to pick out. Military and police communications use the phonetic alphabet heavily and can be helpful to know for talking over CB’s or FRS (walky talky) radios.

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I’m sorry guys, i had to

It’s been long enough that I can bring this back